(April 2020)
“Aengus taught me! It’s his fault!” …
“All you have to do is … go outside on a cold morning (Aunt Kari said it was -14°C/7°F), then bash the sh*t outta the cone when you come in the door, and … voila!” …
“Aunt Kari put me back in her t-shirt and warned me, to the very inch of my life, that I muss’int wreck my stitches!” …
“But see … Aengus did a much worse bashin’ than me!” …
“And now it’s nap-time!” …
“I think I just out-smarted Aunt Kari, so I could be in her shirt and not in the cone!” 😂